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Hiya all! I'm in Internship right now sitting between Air and Arohi who is squatting besides Maerilly. Well, Teresita's supposed to be in the Air spot - oh nevermind, she returned. Okie! Well, I'm in Internship right now sitting next to Teresita who's sitting on Air - and plastic. hehe... :P OH YEAH!!!! I found out who made Advanced Internship! lol.. it was weird. I was in Chemistry and then Oyinda comes in going "IRIS! You're in Advanced Internship!" I was like "WHAT?!?" lol... Then I had to go see for myself. Well, congrats to everyone who made it! Hm... there's Maerilly, Lindsay, Arohi, Rakhi, Oyinda, Riya, Sonia, Cinthol, Erik, Ellisa, Kevin, Mario, Jasmine, and Antoinette. :)

You know what this means? It means that my parents have no choice but to give me a car over the summer (OK, I was already supposed to but this is now a guaranteed fact!). OH! And I helped Teresita realise that everyone is not complete without a blog!! lol.. :) She has one. hehe... I'm watching her type her first blog. Anyways.... I might see Will tomorrow after school! :) Maybe we'll watch "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". I personally don't care where we go until I see him - but I want to see that movie. :) So I can see two things/people I want to see at the same time! It's a double-deal! lol.... I'm excited. But then the details need to be worked out first. Bleh. Boo. Humph. lol... :P Yes, so back to the fact that I'm at school quite bored. I was, however, periodically amused by Sara's laughing. LOL... she read an e-mail I sent her about Interesting Facts. LOL.... You know what? I'll type the stuff in here so more people can laugh! :)

INTERESTING FACTS
If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days youwould haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup ofcoffee.(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,enough gas is produced to create the energy of anatomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumpsout to thebody to squirt blood 30 feet.(Oh my God...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its headbefore itstarves to death.(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories anhour.(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its headisattached to its body. The female initiates sex byripping themale's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's likea humanjumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... qualityoverquantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine yearslonger thanleft-handed people do.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.(Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about the pig?)

lol.... yeah, I copied and pasted that directly from the e-mail so the comments in the parentheses are not from me - though I like them. LOL.... they add a bit of spice to it. Well, I better go now and continue researching for my Chem Project that's due tomorrow. *sigh*

Stupid thingy.